Mittwoch, 21. Juni 2006

Anal Bleaching Cream

Für den, der seinen Körper rundrum kosmetisch behandeln will:

Apparently, anal bleaching is the new brazilian waxing. For years, rumors persisted that stars were bleaching their anal areas to look younger....everywhere. Most people, including us, figured it was an urban myth. Then an episode of Doctor 90210 aired where an adult movie starlet came to the doctor's office and exclaimed "I'm here for the anal bleaching." This touched off a search on our part.

We looked high and low to find the right product to use to bleach the skin around your anus. I know this sounds completely outrageous and even perverted, but it is our job. Afterall, the purpose of ShopInPrivate.com is to prevent you from having to ask your pharmacist an embarrassing question.

Anyway, here is the product that you should try if you want to keep your bum-hole looking younger. It is a 2% hydroquinone formula that is gentle enough for most people to use in sensitive areas.

Note: If you are irritated by this product discontinue use immediately. Also, do not use this skin lightening product on broken or irritated skin.

Here is why the product photo is pixelated: First, we don't think the manufacturer of this item would like us telling everyone that it is great for bleaching your butt. Second, the product suggests that it can be used on your "full face, neck, chest, arms, hands, shoulders, legs, body, and feet." It does not specifically say "anus".

Thanks for visiting and for looking around. The team here at ShopInPrivate.com hopes we answered one of your most embarrassing questions.

This skin bleaching cream is 2.5 oz. (70 grams).
Quelle:
http://www.shopinprivate.com/anbleaccream.html


Frage ist, wann 'browning' auf den Markt kommt und ob Michael Jackson überhaupt des Lesens mächtig ist.

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